I Am Thankful That All The People

I Love Being Down At Occupy Wall Street. The Sincerity, The Youth Involvement, The Desire For Better, Is Palpable And Moving. There Is True Caring, Sharing, And Refreshingly Naïve Hope.

There Are Many Comedians Who Are Afraid To Work Outside The Coasts And The Casinos Because They're Afraid They'll Bomb.

There's Only One Difference Between Jews And Catholics. Jews Are Born With Guilt, And Catholics Have To Go To School To Learn It.

I Have No Complaints About Losing Money I Put In High-risk Investments. I Did Some Of That When I Had Real Money; My Informed Choice, My Measured Gamble.

Guys Wake Up At Your Place And They Expect Breakfast. They Don't Eat Bagels And M&m's In The Morning. They Want Things Like Toast. I Say, 'i Don't Have These Recipes.'