My Brother Is Gay And My Parents

I’ve Thought For The Last Decade Or So, The Only Actual Place Raw Truth Was Seeping Through In Newspapers Was On The Comics Pages. They Were Able To Pull Off Intelligent Social Comment, Pure Truths Not Found Elsewhere In The News Pages, And Had The Ability To Make It All Funny, Entertaining, And Pertinent.

You Know You're Getting Fat When You Step On The Dog's Tail And He Dies.

Every Time We Help An Animal, We Are Healing Ourselves, Over And Over.

I Have No Complaints About Losing Money I Put In High-risk Investments. I Did Some Of That When I Had Real Money; My Informed Choice, My Measured Gamble.

I've Never Been Able To Write For Stand-up.