When I'm Not In A Relationship, I

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.