I Once Made Love For An Hour

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I Actually Think I'm More Of A Turtle Than Verne Is. Where Verne Is Up On Two Legs And Moving At Full Speed And Doesn't Pull His Head Into The Shell Very Often, I In Reality Was Five Or Ten Minutes Later To Every Recording Session.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.