When I Black Out, It's The Happiest

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

Jason Alexander Is A Committed Actor, He Went From Working On A Show About Nothing To Actually Doing Nothing.