When I Black Out, It's The Happiest

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?