When I Black Out, It's The Happiest

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.