Artie Is Going To Do What Ever

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.