When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread, And Pumpkin Pie.

I Thought If I Could Create A Convincing Cat I Could Say And Do Anything I Wanted On The Human Condition.