I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.