I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.