He Who Fills His Pockets With The

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

There Are So Many Opportunities In Life, That The Loss Of Two Or Three Capabilities Is Not Necessarily Debilitating. A Handicap Can Give You The Opportunity To Focus More On Art, Writing, Or Music.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You! Garfield: Feed Me.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.