My Dream In Life Is To Write

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You! Garfield: Feed Me.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen