My Dream In Life Is To Write

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.