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I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.