Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It

Don't Tell 'em - Show 'em!

Ladies And Gentlemen, My Mother Thanks You, My Father Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You, And I Thank You!

Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It With A Little Dressing.

As A Composer I Could Never Find Use For Over 4 Or 5 Notes In Any Musical Number, And As A Playwright Most Of My Plays Have Two Acts Because I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For The Third Act.

I Don't Care What They Call Me As Long As They Mention My Name.