Hurried And Worried Until We're Buried, And

You're A Grand Old Flag! You're A High-flying Flag, And Forever In Peace May You Wave. You're The Emblem Of The Land I Love, The Home Of The Free And The Brave. Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue,' Where There's Never A Boast Or Brag. But Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot, Keep Your Eye On The Grand Old Flag.

As A Composer I Could Never Find Use For Over 4 Or 5 Notes In Any Musical Number, And As A Playwright Most Of My Plays Have Two Acts Because I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For The Third Act.

Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It With A Little Dressing.

Hurried And Worried Until We're Buried, And There's No Curtain Call, Lifes A Very Funny Proposition After All.

I Can Write Better Plays Than Any Living Danced, And Dance Better Than Any Living Playwright.