I Can Write Better Plays Than Any

I Don't Care What They Call Me As Long As They Mention My Name.

Hurried And Worried Until We're Buried, And There's No Curtain Call, Lifes A Very Funny Proposition After All.

Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.

Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It With A Little Dressing.