I Don't Care What They Call Me

Hurried And Worried Until We're Buried, And There's No Curtain Call, Lifes A Very Funny Proposition After All.

I Can Write Better Plays Than Any Living Danced, And Dance Better Than Any Living Playwright.

Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It With A Little Dressing.

Ladies And Gentlemen, My Mother Thanks You, My Father Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You, And I Thank You!

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.