What The Hell Difference Does It Make,

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

God Forgive Us-but Most Of Us Grew Up To Be The Sort Of Men Our Mothers Warned Us Against.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.