Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.