What Is The World Coming To?

The Ministry Of Fear That Won't Let You Live. The Ministry Of Grace That Doesn't Forgive.

It [retirement] Was Absolutely Boring. You Can't Go And Say, 'i'm Retired Now. That's It!' It Won't Take Long And You're Really Gone For Good And Someone Throws The Last Shovel Of Dirt On A Coffin With Your Name On It. That's The Moment You're Really Retiring - When You Die.

Pink Floyd Was Music For Rich College Kids, And We Were The Exact F**king Opposite Of That.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

All Rehab Can Do Is Tell You What’s Wrong With You And Then Suggest Ways For You To Get Better.