What Is The World Coming To?

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

Killing A Pig For A Good Old Fry-up Is One Thing. But There's No Excuse For Being Cruel, Even If You're A Bored Teenage Kid.

Just Take Our Name Off The List. . . . The Nomination Is Meaningless, Because It's Not Voted On By The Fans . . . .

I Know That I'm Here - I Believe That I'm Here For A Purpose. I Believe In Forces Of Fate.

I'm About Caring, I'm About People, And I'm About Entertaining People. I'm A Family Man. A Husband. A Father. I've Been A Lot Of Other Things Over The Years, Which We Don't Really Want To Talk About.