I'm Not A Musician - I'm A

International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

I Tried Heroin Once And I Didn't Like It. It Frightened Me.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

Mick Jagger, The Greatest Of All Front Men I've Ever Met In My Life.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.