I Didn’t Have A Clue What Love

I'll Only Retire In The Day I Should Be Dead And They Have Me Buried, And Some Idiot Spell Over My Casket Some Stupid Gospel Stuff.

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I've Been Dictating To My Son, Who's Helping Me On His Computer. I'm Spending A Lot Of Time Doing Research - I've Just Got Up To 1971, When I Went Crazy And Dived Through The Window. My Life Is So Full Of Interesting Stories.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

Thank God For The Bomb. Nuke Ya, Nuke Ya.