Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy.

If That's The Only Thing That's Stopping War Then Thank God For The Bomb.

I Don't Read The Bible. Not Because I Don't Want To, I Just Haven't Got Around To It Yet. One Day Perhaps I'll Pick It Up And Look At It.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

I Think War Is Just Part Of Human Nature. And I’m Fascinated By Human Nature – Especially The Dark Side. I Always Have Been. It Doesn’t Make Me A Devil Worshipper, No More Than Being Interested In Hitler Makes Me A Nazi. I Mean, If I’m A Nazi, How Come I Married A Woman Who’s Half Jewish?

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.