I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform

Freddie Is Great. At A Time When Everybody Around Was Doing God Knows What, Queen Was Making Music.

I'm Not Trying To Twist People's Heads Around. I'm Not Trying To Say, "believe In Me."

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

Still, One Of The Few Good Things About Being Dyslexic Is That When I Say I Don’t Read Reviews, I Mean I Don’t Read Reviews.

I Was Never Good At Sports. I Was Never Good At Exams, Because They Didn't Understand Dyslexia.