What I Don't Like About Office Christmas

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?