I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.