I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.