I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.