What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

On The Whole, You Can Have A Private Life And Be Famous. But When Milestones Happen In Your Life Like Having Children Or Getting Married, Privacy Goes Out Of The Window.

I Had Always Fancied A Go At The Comedy And When It Started To Go Reasonably Well And The Opportunity Arose For Me To Move Into It Full Time, I Just Couldn't Turn It Down. I Just Took The Risk, And I Just Wanted To See If It Would Work And Thankfully It Did.

How Do You Conduct An Intimate Relationship Where No One Ever Loses It? Where No One Ever Lashes Out, Where No One Ever Smacks Anyone In The Mouth?

My Mum Taught Me To Knit When I Was A Child, And I Turn To It, For Some Weird Reason, When I'm Feeling Depressed.