And I Also Felt That No One

Usually, What People In The Public Eye Do Is Pick Two Charities And Just Exclusively Work For Them. But That Means You Have To Turn People Down All The Time, So I Try And Do Something For Everyone That Asks Me, At Least Once.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.