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Change Is The Law Of God's Mind And Resistance To It Is The Source Of All Pain.

A New York City Judge Struck Down A Proposed Law To Ban Sodas Larger Than 16 Ounces. I Think Mayor Bloomberg Should Spend His Time Trying To Improve Stuff Like Education. New York Needs A Better Education System If Kids Didn't Figure Out They Could Get Around The 16-ounce Soda Ban By Simply Purchasing Two 12-ounce Sodas.

When I Stopped Drinking, It Was Only Because I Thought If I Don't Stop, I'm Going To Die.

I Hated The Summer Jobs I Had When I Was A Teenager. They Were So Mundane And Repetitious, They Deadened My Soul. On The Bright Side, It Was Good Training For This Job.

I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.