I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.

With Good Parody, You Have To Be Smarter That The People You’re Parodying.

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I Try And Live My Life In Bite-size Chunks.

Appear Tougher Or Cooler Or Funnier Than You Feel And There Is A Chance You'll Make It.

Strange Star-like Object Over Oslo Right Before Obama Arrives. A Gift Of A Golden Medal Given By A Group Of Wise Men... Nah.