I Realize That I Am Not A

I'm So Excited About The New Ipad, I Just Ipeed My Ipants.

Bush's Memoir Is 512 Pages. To Be Fair, 200 Of Those Pages Are Just Games And Puzzles.

I Think The Scores For Olympic Gymnastics Are Affected By What Countries The Judge And The Gymnast Are From. That's Wrong. That Type Of Political Pandering Isn't Meant For Gymnastic Olympic Events. It's Meant For The Supreme Court.

My Pilot's License. I'm Proud Of That.

It's A Book. It's Mine. And It's Done.