We Don't Come Here For Our Health.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

I Suppose I'd Get In Trouble If I Were To Melt Them Down.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?