It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes

It Is Frequently More Rewarding Merely To Ask Pertinent Questions. It May Get Someone To Go And Look For An Answer.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

We Go Into The Red Next Year... I Shall Have To Give Up Polo.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'