It Is Frequently More Rewarding Merely To

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

That's More Than You Know About Anything Else Then.

Tolerance Is The One Essential Ingredient ... You Can Take It From Me That The Queen Has The Quality Of Tolerance In Abundance.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.