Were You Here In The Bad Old

We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!

As So Often Happens, I Discover That It Would Have Been Better To Keep My Mouth Shut.

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

Cannibalism Is A Radical But Realistic Solution To The Problem Of Overpopulation.

It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes On At This University.