You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

That's More Than You Know About Anything Else Then.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

So This Is Feminist Corner Then.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.