I Never See Any Home Cooking -

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.