I Never See Any Home Cooking -

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

So Who's On Drugs Here?... He Looks As If He's On Drugs.

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.