I Never See Any Home Cooking -

Books Are Certainly Old Fashioned, But Only People With A Very Limited Perception Are Silly Enough To Condemn Ideas Because Of Their Age. It Is, Of Course, Equally Silly To Condemn The New Fangled Simply Because It Is Strange.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

I Just Wonder What It Would Be Like To Be Reincarnated In An Animal Whose Species Had Been So Reduced In Numbers Than It Was In Danger Of Extinction. What Would Be Its Feelings Toward The Human Species Whose Population Explosion Had Denied It Somewhere To Exist. I Must Confess That I Am Tempted To Ask For Reincarnation As A Particularly Deadly Virus.

Why Don't You Go And Live In A Hostel To Save Cash?

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.