If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.