If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

It’s A Pleasure To Be In A Country That Isn’t Ruled By Its People.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.

Wildlife Of The World Is Disappearing, Not Because Of A Malicious And Deliberate Policy Of Slaughter And Extermination, But Simply Because Of A General And Widespread Ignorance And Neglect.