I Thought It Was Against The Law

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

But We Are Not Going To Be Able To Survive On This Limited Planet If The Population Keeps On Growing: There Isn't Going To Be Anything Left.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.