You Can't Have Been Here Long, You

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

The World Population 60 Years Ago Was Just Over 2 Billion And It's Now More Than 6 Billion. This Huge Increase - An Explosion Really - Has Probably Done More Harm To The Environment Than Anything Else.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?