It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

I Just Wonder What It Would Be Like To Be Reincarnated In An Animal Whose Species Had Been So Reduced In Numbers Than It Was In Danger Of Extinction. What Would Be Its Feelings Toward The Human Species Whose Population Explosion Had Denied It Somewhere To Exist. I Must Confess That I Am Tempted To Ask For Reincarnation As A Particularly Deadly Virus.

In The Event That I Am Reincarnated, I Would Like To Return As A Deadly Virus, In Order To Contribute Something To Solve Overpopulation.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.