War For Most Men Is Not Fighting

I Earned My Stripes As A Marine, And The Corps Gets Full Credit For Straightening Me Out. At 17, I Was Young, I Was Unhappy And Most Of All, I Was Undisciplined. The Marine Corps Was The Right Service In The Right Place At The Right Time.

Writing Humor In My Column Isn't As Dangerous As Performing It. If I Fail In Front Of A Live Audience, The Humiliation Is As Great As Anything A Human Being Can Suffer.

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.