If You're Hung Up On Nostalgia, Pretend

This Is A Wonderful Way To Celebrate An 80th Birthday... I Wanted To Be 65 Again, But They Wouldn't Let Me - Homeland Security.

Just When You Think There's Nothing To Write About, Nixon Says, "i Am Not A Crook." Jimmy Carter Says, "i Have Lusted After Women In My Heart." President Reagan Says, "i Have Just Taken A Urinalysis Test, And I Am Not On Dope."

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

The Things That Matter Most Are Not Things.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.