The Things That Matter Most Are Not

And Man Created The Plastic Bag And The Tin And Aluminum Can And The Cellophane Wrapper And The Paper Plate, And This Was Good Because Man Could Then Take His Automobile And Buy All His Food In One Place And He Could Save That Which Was Good To Eat In The Refrigerator And Throw Away That Which Had No Further Use. And Soon The Earth Was Covered With Plastic Bags And Aluminum Cans And Paper Plates And Disposable Bottles And There Was Nowhere To Sit Down Or Walk, And Man Shook His Head And Cried: "look At This Godawful Mess.

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

I Just Don't Want To Die The Same Day Castro Dies

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.