The Things That Matter Most Are Not

This Is What Makes Me Happy: ...any Music-free Restaurant ... A Grandson Who Offers To Clean The Snow Off My Driveway And Also Fix My Computer ... An Evening In Bed With A Good Book. ... A Good Night's Sleep ... As You Can See, It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Happy.

The Best Things In Life Aren't Things.

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.

Writing Humor In My Column Isn't As Dangerous As Performing It. If I Fail In Front Of A Live Audience, The Humiliation Is As Great As Anything A Human Being Can Suffer.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.