This Is Not An Easy Time For

Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is The Only Racecourse In The World Where The Horses Own The People.

The Buffalo Isn't As Dangerous As Everyone Makes Him Out To Be. Statistics Prove That In The United States More Americans Are Killed In Automobile Accidents Than Are Killed By Buffalo.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

I Don't Mind 800 Million Chinese Drinking A Bottle [of Coca-cola] A Day, But I Don't Want Them To Bring Back The Empties.

Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking To A Rich Person On Television?