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As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

Every Once In A While Your World Stands Still... There Are Certain Friendships That Are So Important They Leave A Mark On You Long After The Person Is Gone.

If You Attack The Establishment Long Enough And Hard Enough, They Will Make You A Member Of It.

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

A Bad Liver Is To A Frenchman What A Nervous Breakdown Is To An American. Everyone Has Had One And Everyone Wants To Talk About It.