As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else

I Look At Life As Being Cruise Director On The Titanic. I May Not Get There, But I'm Going First Class.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.

When It Came To Writing About Wine, I Did What Almost Everybody Does - Faked It

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

As My Good Friend Al Capp Told Me A Few Years Ago, The Best Thing To Do With A Confirmed [hotel] Reservation Slip When You Have No Room Is To Spread It Out On The Sidewalk In Front Of The Hotel And Go To Sleep On It. You'll Either Embarrass The Hotel Into Giving You A Room Or You'll Be Hauled Off To The Local Jug, Where At Least You'll Have A Roof Over Your Head.