Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.

When I'm Wrong I'm Like The Emperor On The Death Star Thinking He'll Turn Luke. Yet, When I'm Right I'm A Jedi Like My Father Before Me.

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I'm Willing To Write A Check For $10,000 If Someone Can Bring To Me What I Fell Is Ruining Thousands Of Lives, Destroying Lives Everyday. And I Know That You Know It's A Little Thing Called Chupacabra.