I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics

I Won't Take No For A Question.

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.

It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."