Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

Work Is Work If You're Paid To Do It, And It's A Pleasure If You Pay To Be Allowed To Do It.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.