Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

One Of The Strangest Things About Life Is That The Poor, Who Need The Money The Most, Are The Ones That Never Have It.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

There Aint Any News In Being Good. You Might Write The Doings Of All The Convents Of The World On The Back Of A Postage Stamp, And Have Room To Spare.