I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

An Appeal Is When You Ask One Court To Show Its Contempt For Another Court.