Don't Jump On A Man Unless He

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.